i hope thats the last time i ever see ryan's hairy ass fucking
my mom used to put diet coke in my bottle. i can pretty much handle anything.
CAUTION: TWINS DO NOT HAVE TWIN PENISES.
The pine trees are waving at me.
Put the pipe down honey.
Hi trees.
Just so you know you don't have to worry about me picking up any guys tonight. The Hilton is hosting guests from the North American Gay Volleyball Association and the Comic Palooza
I love you. Happy valentines. Satin Patricks dayyyyyyyyyy. Alreadythrew up. Geeeeerait.
Don't make it weird, I don't think about you when I'm climaxing, it's just that I see you rooting me on.
she put on her moms wedding dress and is chugging purple jolly rancher vodka, happy cyber monday
I have decided that today will be all about indulgence and hedonism.
This was the first time I've ever pushed myself until I vomited. Sorry, random couple laying on a dock at 8:30am. I would have picked a better spot so you didn't have to watch/listen to me vomit, but you guys were being MAD quiet. I had no idea you were there.
he looks like the poster child for myspace how the hell does he have other hoes?
so how was it...?
sadly not as impressive as one might expect from a division one athlete. he lacked the stamina i had hoped for, and by lacked i do mean he fell asleep while he was still inside me. an epic wtf moment, i know.
Drunk within and hour of coming home from work, merry christmas bitch
Abby there's no shame in reading porn. It takes more work than watching I suppose
Got electrocuted a second ago, is it weird that I have a boner?
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