I'd suck a dick for hot wings now. A metaphoric dick that is
I've been sucking dick for sushi for weeks now...hasn't worked yet :P
Me too!
Literal conversation "you are ________ ____. you facebook friended me"
So i decided to deal with the awkwardness of last night by making out with all three of them
the fair has chocolate covered bacon...impossible is nothing.
can i drink enough to forget this semester even happened?
I wish real life had facebook tags so i could figure out who all these people are
so apparently i worked out for over an hour last night. drinking is the only way i will ever get anything done
Don't blame me for eating all the ham.. I gave it out to people, so at most I'm guilty of ham distribution
Haha pretty bummed I didn't stay night yesterday after the bj fest you described
Not even desperate vagina wants small cock.
Glad to hear you raised your standards
besides i was ending his dry spell. it's written in the bible that jesus likes that right?
I mean, I thought you would respect me for turning your life around for the better. It seems just yesterday that I found you in a ditch with a cock in your mouth.
Don't need my thirties to be known as the decade of "new types of shits from drinking" like last night.
I'm trying to be celibate. I'm having me time. I'm eating cake.
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