No idea how i never noticed that penis before. I wonder if it works
fyi, take the long route to the library. the "can i be your baby daddy?" homeless man migrated back for winter
Dear Beer Goggles, it's time to see the eye doctor. With love, your biggest fan.
just to let you know its hard to talk to your father while being fingered up against a car..
Looks like breakfast in bed is out the window. She can't get up because I "fucked her into paralysis." My stomach is not happy with my dick right now
Then again, I'm single and napping with a stuffed yoda doll...so I'm not the world's authority on shit.
Just found the last picture of me as a virgin. Framed it.
I gather from Facebook you got drunk last night and took semi naked pictures of yourself?
As a gentleman, I asked her if she was sure and she just whispered "wreck me" in my ear. I took that as a green light.
The one time my sister did shrooms she thought she was thumbalina. I can't live my life that way
If I show up to the mall alone looking like I do to purchase a vibrator and some Japanese food, I would judge me too.
To be honest, waking up to 20 naked people in my house was not the weirdest thing to happen to me in the past 24 hours
He has started theming his dick pics. I have one he sent his duck has a sombrero on. Another a Barbie is riding it.
I'm storing dick pics, so basically if I'm still single after residency...ur gonna get bombarded. It's gonna be a blizzard of dicks.
Feel free to keep your blizzard of dicks to yourself.
just saw two mice fucking on our bed...i think its time to find a new place to live
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