Did you hit it?
Turns out she was a he. but to answer your question, yes.
This ginger kid smells like a queef popsicle
OMG. Drunk.
I'm so glad you fill me in on these things.
Sorry. Must've been trying to twitter.
week 6 of class: i have yet to go to spanish sober. i love being THAT girl.
When you wake up, I have rum and am in town
I woke up to somebody tossing my salad... I should have drank more
I'm coming over to use your dick. I need to take my aggression out on something. Hope that's cool.
I miss waking up, opening the closet downstairs, and finding you inside passed out.
Just got a event reminder on my phone to never party with you again.
I cant believe they held hands while getting simultaneous bjs
For looking exactly like her, she tasted less like her sister than I would've thought
OH MY GOD DO YOU REMEMBER WISHBONE? DO YOU REMEMBER THAT LITTLE BITCH? WHAT'S THE STORY WISHBONE
I bet Billy Ray Cyrus wishes he had pulled out now....
FUCK IM ABOUT TO GET A DICK PIC IN THE LIBRARY
This place is a maelstrom of dicks.
I mean as in stuck up bastards, not actual, desirable male genitalia. My point is, come pick me up fast, please!
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