You know how britney does the hair flip too much in her new videos? Thats me right now
He just left - my room smells like that cheese they put on nachos and cigarettes and beef
Yo quero taco bell
I cont stop tolking in a british axsent
I've been awake for 20+ hrs. What does that mean? I just realized if BSB were Twilight characters, Brian would be Jake and Howie would be Edward based on the video for "Everybody". That's unsettling.
It's unsettling that you took the time to think about that.
I couldnt find her vag and just started laughing uncontrollably. She was not pleased. Neither was i.
HE KEEPS WALKING AWAY. IT'S LIKE HE DOESN'T EVEN LIKE FRIES. WTF.
I don't think he realizes it but he was stroking the faucet while he was talking to me.
Guys with integrity exist just to rain on my slut parade.
I just asked her to come in through the window, this pretty much solidifies the whole fuck-buddy thing...
We were coming but I found wine on my way out the door.
OUR DIABOLICAL SLUT PLAN HATH COMMENCED!
Jungle juice turns everything into a pickup line. All I said was "do you play chess" and somehow I got laid.
How did the date go? No fake eyeballs this time?
dude where did you go last night?
when the tequila says to run, you start running.
The blunt fell in the hottub, i mean i knew she was upset but i didnt expect her to dive for it and come up balling her eyes out...
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