We are surrounded by old people. Heavens waiting room for sure.
U know its gonna be a great day when the guy at the liquor store waves at u cause u walked by
Gonna get hammered and start online dating men in prison. But... only the ones who get out within two years.
Girl's gotta have her standards.
Do you think Conan would leave his wife for me?
Just spent five minutes taking pictures of my hands for some random guy.
Thanks for reminding me why I talk about you behind your back. Get laid.
hey I'm just gonna fall asleep in the bathroom at the library call me when you're done with class
Hes sobering up now. He was just really bad for like 45 minutes. He cried while he was telling me how he pictured us eating hotdogs on the beach together..
Acid flashbacks - fact or fiction? Have been seeing a surprising amount of sparkly shit this afternoon...
did she really put a helmet on, try to make a hole in the wall then pass out on the floor ten minutes later? if thats true ill be there in 15
Dude it started out with let's find some food and ended up with me getting a needle in the face
This girl has a mullet weave. I missed oakland.
We found her. She's owling on the sink in the bathroom.
Speaking of mom and dad and Halloween... Mom bought a size small slutty nurse outfit last night. So yeah, they're getting hammered
I'm 99% sure the Indians were high for thanksgiving and we should respect that by getting high too
hes sooooo boring!!! I feel like I’m in a relationship with myself now. I have an 8 inch dildo under my bed, THATS how much I’m in a relationship with myself.
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