I hope mine doesn't look like that
and then I told him he looked like the Gordon's Fisherman dude. I don't think he thought it was funny, because he 'forgot' to pay for my beer.
turns out the guy i was dating because he was a cop was not actually a cop. i learned this as he got arrested by real cops.
Are you seriously picking mariokart over a blowjob? nott to sound like a bitch but seriously?
he just started chanting dark meat! dark meat! out of no where.
I know. She seems like she getting that "need some dick" restlessness. Might explain the feisty attitude
I pulled some girls weeve trying to pull the stop cord on the bus
Yeah, you went up to him and said "I stare at people until they feel obligated to talk to me."
so I may or may not have had intense sex to mozart's greatest hits on vinyl... I don't know if I should be proud or just really disappointed in my nerdness
At this point it's more of an experiment to see how much actual bush growth is possible. See, being single can be both educational and surprisingly comfy!
I feel like dick that good should always be within a five kilometre radius of me.
I refuse to go to a doctor for a sex injury, not when I've come so far already
Also what’s the official rule on washing one guy’s jizz off my back before I go out with another guy? That I should?
I think I came out of my blackout as I was ordering wine from the private wedding reception.
If I could eat my chicken parm naked, it would be the closest I could ever be to God.
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