"Monday" is guna come over...
but its Thursday?
yeah, but she cant make it.Monday can...so there ya go
I cant believe you went over there and fucked her last night after everything you said
she invited me over to play the wii, it's not like i intended to
You KNEW her power was out...
I think my fart just growled at me.
You drunk invited us to do an intervention for you.
A man in denim coveralls just shotgunned a beer on the dance floor
I met her dad while holding 4 empty beer bottles at the opera house. I think I made a hell of an impression.
and ive been naked for the greater part of the evening. alone, drunk, and naked. i think that is how all great interventions start.
Dude that soap I drank last night is fucking killing me.
I was grinding on people that were grinding. Nonconsensual.
I just need to stop hanging out with girls who drink wine coolers.
if I blackout nd am found tomorrow w butterfly hairclips on my nipples and my habd down my pants tell my family I am sorry
If u could sum last night up in one word?
omgwtfpineapple
Imp drunk. It'd free popcorn tuedday I love life.
Today I saw someone riding a horse on the sidewalk by aldi when I went to walmart. Old town road was playing on the radio. It was perfect.
We smell like vodka and hangover
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