My pussy is not your playground.
Thats my favorite, when ex girlfriends become XL ex girlfriends
She solidified the fact that the icon from Wendy's is the only ginger I care for
Wow, So this kid just walked into class, yak'd on his lab partner then runs out. Class is now cancelled. I gotta find this kid and Thank him.
After what u did to that bathroom I think the $30 and the "sorry I'm a jackass" note was the thing to do.
thats the coolest thing thats happened to my vagina since i dated that guy from portugal.
I was the last girl at the bar last night. It was like a battle royale between 10 guys.
I think im gonna bang this 35 year old at a kids birthday party in the bathroom at this house while the kids open the presents.
I was the only one at the party that didn't get their name taken by the police. I'm convinced that I'm the main character of Ferris Bueller's Drunken Adventures.
You got her pregnant one week before your vasectomy? You couldn't wait one week to cheat on me?
Dude. I might have just seen some porn i wasnt ready to see. The chicks were so old.
Sex with you deserves a trophy and a day of remembrance in honor of it.
I don't have the resources to adequately explain this. I need like a Powerpoint presentation and also Vodka.
I think I'm just gonna exercise my lungs and fingers. With bong hits and crochet. BECAUSE I AM A REAPONSIBLE ADULT DAMMIT!!
He kept apologizing that the nerve damage makes him take a while to finish. Meanwhile he gave me 3 orgasms and a leg cramp
Only you could benefit from a reckless driver
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