Seeya bye Latvian government! Whammy!
She saved the condom from the first time we did it.
I was too drunk to read the menu, let alone her body language.
He just keeps repeating "this isn't my bagel".. i'm worried for his safety
I've reached the slutty point of no return. And it feels like multiple orgasms and coke lines
She just flushed the toilet with her head inside it...
I feel like I knew it was fucked up, but feared that god would take my dick away if I didn't use it last night.
I just want to have weird supply closet sex with him... and then I'll be all set. Fired, but all set.
I love you so must. You as do fraty. You are truly my veste breakable (ties I wtf racket Andover). Luce you. Have a safe drive bio dough failover.
i cant believe we used adam and eve as a sexting theme last night
So lets not base feelings on vagina tingles
You give an incredible blow job. I wanted to make sure you know it was appreciated
WHAT KIND OF DEALER ONLY WORKS FRI-SUN???
Ours, apparently.
what happened to you last night?
I dunno man, i pissed in a urinal, sent you a picture of my vagina and woke up with 25 bar stamps on my arms.. you tell me
My life is over, I got a mugshot while wearing a shirt that said 'milf hunter'.
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