My gyno told me the birth control she prescribed reduces sex drive
wats the point then?
It really wasent that hard. The male one had a M and the woman one had a W. I just couldent comprehend that at the time.
as she was beating the hell out of his ex, she screamed prison rules, and smashed her head with a beer bottle. I'm oddly afraid yet so attracted to her now.
There was a staple in my grits at waffle house last night. My knees are bruised as hell. And I puked pink all over my bathroom. Gooood night.
Blacked in riding a tandem bicycle with a stranger. We stopped for hot dogs.
So are you still down for me to come stay with you and just have sex on vicodin all weekend?
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The orgasm outlasted the Charlie horse. Pros and cons.
I asked my boss to leave early for a booty call. She said yes. See.... everyone sees it's important I get laid.
I'm sitting here bra-less eating jalepeno candied bacon. You know you want this.
Coming.
Dad got stoned the other day and bought us potty training seats for when we have children
Also I'm proud of us for having an educational conversation in this group text.
why isn't there a kind of gay where i let guys give me head but they don't expect me to give it back? i could be that kind of gay
He was that good?
Okay Im still jerking off but now with the Reality of Law School Looming In The Distance
Here when you come to your senses come back here and I'll fuck you back out of them.
I literally blew him under my face mask. Not because I thought it'd protect me from COVID, but because I wanted to prove to myself that I could.
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