i think the world will end when pigs can fly. think about it, everyone says blah blah when pigs fly. so shit would be going down if they ever can.
oh fuck your right
I just saw a guy give a mop to his fat wife and say "Look, an exercise stick!"
I didn't notice until this morning that he had a six inch RAT TAIL...
Just found 2 diff. colored pubes in my underwear..new record.
i knew she was high when she broke up the cookies into her glass of milk and ate it like cereal
I posted my balls on ericas instagram. It got 17 likes.
They reenacted the scene from the lion king where mufasa talked to simba from the clouds. As high as they were they got it word for word. There has to be an award for that.
Oh my Christ. I just came so hard my penis stood back up and took a bow afterwards. I need Thai food.
I'm on my fifth cocktail in twenty minutes. I don't think I will end this on two legs.
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That's the bat signal to come over and fuck me.
IT'S A FUCKING GIANT POKEBALL MAD OUT OF TINY ROSES
I'm taking myself to the hospital right now b/c there is no way this erection is subsiding in the next 4 hours.
What should I say back?
Well, how do you want the conversation to go?
Straight into my pants.
I thought we were but then I freaked myself out. So I kind of geared him up for take off and then cancelled the launch
ugh, my whole family is going ape shit over my sister's pregnancy blog. I dont get it? Anyone can get knocked up! I had rebound sex with a new york ranger last night, now that is something to fucking blog about.
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