We put her face under a blacklight.....it looked like fireworks
This girls a $30 bar tab from being bi
please don't let me die tonight
what have you done for me lately?
wait can you just look around please? that was my favorite bra and i've already asked like 3 other guys
we turned his baptism video into a drinking game
There comes a time where you just have to sit back and watch the drunken idiots pee on each other
She called us while she was having sex to ask if we remembered to feed the cat
I dont understand how her boyfriend puts up with her weirdness
How bad is it that I'm banned from all of your family functions due to sleeping w/ both your brother and sister and they both hate me for pursing a relationship with either of them.
We can't tell anyone we fucked because I'm still trying to get with your friend. Is she coming next weekend?
we got her to the bathroom intime. all she could say was 'now my bladder is empty just like my soul'
Congratulations! You can now legally do that thing you said you never do again!
THANKS! I'M SO EXCITED TO NOT DO THE THING
OMG YOU GO OUT AND NOT DO THAT THING, GIRL! I SUPPORT YOU 100%!!!
How is it that 364 days a year I'm the adult, but on Halloween you completely forget how to have fun and become my grandma?
My parents are now taking hits off a joint. Thank you.
...blackout vacation is awesome. Where did you end up? I think i'm in Miami.
Hospital.
you know maybe it wouldnt be so bad if it hadnt happened before. At least I didnt blow him this time
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