I GPSed you we're an hour and 14min away from each other
and it's going to stay that way
is it bad that the cashier at chick-fil-a shouted "see you tomorrow!" as i drove away?
I just googled dawgpound, shoulda seen that pornsite coming
just saw a guy try to order booze in his coffee at 8 am.
honestly if we didnt hate the same people we would have a friendship based on nothing
I just saw someone marching around outside wearing only a loincloth, dragging a fuckton of sheet metal. Spring has Sprung.
She didn't talk for 45 minutes. We finally convinced her to open her mouth. There was a flower in there.
Who invented hangovers? And why did I make out with him and eat an entire can of chilli mixed with hot fries while screaming "YOU ONLY GRADUATE ONCE" last night?
So i know i shouldnt being spending random large amnts of money...but i just bought a sword.
I'm 11 for 13 getting drunker than the person who's birthday it is
Blonde girl lying face-down, passed out next to my bed, walls are covered in guacamole. College is looking excellent.
he used the hotel microwave to cook the 16" pizza he bought at the walmart deli
He used a "food city great value" card to cut it
I just put on my phone calendar to remind me of my final child support payment in 2029
im questioning your sanity while also accepting your reality
I just had a dream that I was fighting Donald Trump... Gotta stop watching the news before bed
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