Well to be completely honest its more of a 'i wanna do things to you that your parents would not enjoy hearing about' mood
yeah but I shoulda known it\'d be bad when he start rubbing my pubic bone instead of the clit! Awkkkkwarddd
I sent him a picture of my touching myself. He responded back "Your nails look really nice"
It was like what a highfive between zeus and Jesus would sound like
oh my god, there is an imprint from the nuva ring in the christmas card my mom sent me. merry christmas.
St Patricks Day is not the day you decide to have a sober epiphany.
Dude id rather jerk off w a fist full of bee's than deal with that girl that never stops talking.
Why are there hooting douchebags outside my building? Did a sport happen again?
Nothing like cleaning dried puke off your floor to make you feel like you've failed as an adult.
well he somehow got his hand stuck in some bike spokes trying to reach for a blunt he dropped and that's NOT the reason he's in the hospital...?
Waking up in a NH rest stop and reading through my texts is definitely a familiar low
my whole wardrobe smells like substance abuse
So I don't know, I'm not a doctor, but I might be juggling dates with 3 different guys...
Is it too far to say to someone "you're useless for everything besides sex"
I had sex with a boy who lives in a closet, that's like having sex with Harry Potter, right?
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