Saying she let herself go implies she was actually holding on
The whole way homeyou were flapping your arms up and down, and when I asked why you said you were trying to tell Tony Danza about the angels.
Using the ceiling fan to slice the hotdogs in mid-air can only be contributed to our liberal use of 1800.
I cant believe they held hands while getting simultaneous bjs
So instead of asking me for my number, he asked for my dad's because he wanted to "thank the man that helped create those tits."
I just found out the guy that lied and blew me off got arrested, his mugshot is online. Life is good.
her tits were more amazing then brown bears with armor and guns that fire bullets of Justice that destroys inequality.
I am currently in a U-Haul truck right now. Going to a party. I hate myself.
You shouted, "LOOK I'M HAWKEYE," and beaned mike with a dildo from across the room.
Some nice lady just gave me a beer out of her purse. I love youth hockey
Who'd have thought a guy with a lisp would be so good with his tongue?
I am high playing guitar hero naked. Please don't let me die this way
I like being woken up by phone calls of you sabotaging marriages
But unlike the human Walter the plant Walter will someday grow to satisfy my needs
let me assure you that a rugburn on your forehead is the worst side effect of tequila i have experienced to date.
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