This boy just came into class wearing sperrys and a polo but also carrying a longboard. I'm unequivocably attracted to his level of doucheyness.
Is it bad that on the course evaluation it said "do you normally try harder than other students in class" and i circled "absolutely false"?
She kept saying 'I love you' but i couldn't tell if she was talking to me or to her beer.
I could seriously attempt to try and saw my head in half with a butter knife cause im pretty sure it could not hurt any more than it already does
Umm, ya, half our class is sitting in starbucks passing around flasks. Yes, flasks. Plural. Going to join them, we're all giving oral presentations in 20. Go hard or go home.
Bring enough bail money and little extra for tacos after
i thought i should point out that whatever else you can say about me, i've still gotten high with a midget.
Blasting venetian snares and drinking a beer. I love being an adult. It's like being a child but with beer for breakfast, better music, and no one yells at you.
we got her to the bathroom intime. all she could say was 'now my bladder is empty just like my soul'
I only blacked out one night of three if that isn't fucking personal growth idk what is
If the ex isent in town and im crying under a table somewhere because of it can we go to a drag show or something
I ate breakfast with him. And by ate breakfast I mean we fucked on the kitchen table.
I WOLD FCUK YUO INTOO THE MOON
THE MOOOOOOOON
I have no reason to put on pants anymore. This is my new reality.
How high do u want to get? Just kind of high or yelling at swans high...
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