doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
He wants to call Lloyd's of London and have my mouth insured.
can't make this up: he's writing lyrics for the musical reenactment of how he met her @ an anime convention to perform at their wedding. yes, there'll also be dance routines involved.
Out of desperation, I used the leftover sauce from my goat masala as a mixer for vodka shots.
Please do us both a favor and come rip my clothes off.
Hey he's not bad, although he did have a glass eye
You screamed at oncoming traffic , "five dollars to punch this guy in taint!".
You could be a whistle.. And just ask bitches if they want to blow you all night
I mean, you've seen me eat pizza, sober, out of a garbage can, and yet I refuse to go eat at that place. Just sayin....
I told you I missed you and you said you missed me as much as you miss a urinary tract infection. I get it. You're still mad.
I woke up to Elf. I don't know which one of you put that in my DVD player when I passed out but I appreciate you.
conclusion from last night: i should wear boob glitter more often
I'm pretty sure I just smoked a chunk of cat food. Thought it was something else. No reply needed.
you got into a really intense arguement about protecting bees. it was wierdly arousing.
just said thank you to the lady who gave me a body search at the airport
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