Is it weird that I have contacts who i've classified as DO NOT ANSWER?
Lol no its called college
she was throwing up and singing "I HAD a feeling that tonight was going to be a good good night." And yeah she was still in her dress.
He googled the address of the bar, then sent me a text saying "6.3 miles. Too far. :( Apparently I am only worth a 5 mile radius.
And our DD is passed out in the bathtub with the curtain closed. What happened tonight
She just laid there, sucking on a piece of steak, with the most content look on her face. Just before she passed out (steak still on her mouth) she said the cat box needed to be emptied
I'm not driving across town for three thrusts and an excuse
You might call them booze related cuts, I call it "partying so hard you sweat blood"
Benefits of having to stay in jail for the weekend: learned how to make my own make up out of colored pencils. Also how to make use of toothpaste for hair products. Downfall was probably getting hit on by a murderer. Only me.
if i don't get grease into my system pronto i will undoubtedly die
When confronted with a choice of going home or fucking the band ALWAYS FUCK THE BAND!!
He broke into my house because he missed me. Then ends the relationship because I'm the needy one. Ironic much?
I just gotta say that I feel so much better now that I got some. I mean I feel like a normal functioning adult ready to contribute to society.
nobody put me to bed and I ended up peeing on a tree and got written up
The coke machine at work is laughing at me. Literally. I just heard laughter from the coke machine
Mass text: You have all failed me. How have the people I loved so much let me go so long in life without ever eating a McRib sandwich?!
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