i woke up this morning to a slap on the ass and jake saying "you should let me put it in your ass now" i need out of this relationship.
for sure. did you let him do it?
thats not the point.
I wish i could sleep and get drunk at the same time...those are my 2 biggest needs right now
Dude i was hungover i didnt know she was in the shower, she screamed i screamed we all screamed and i just so happend to piss in the shower.
Ps I don't think it counts as being open minded if you didn't know he was missing a leg until you had already started making out.
normally i would apologize for my drunk texting but even sober me agrees.
Either I put my underwear on inside out and wore it like that all day, or I had sex with him. Its sad I have to guess.
he's dressed up as pikachu 3 fucking years in a row and gotten laid each time. i don't understand
Ok roommate is officially weird. Just watched her microwave the same broccoli 3 times in a row and cry b/c she fucked it up. Wtf lol
The funny thing is, we kinda did bring guys home cause you had a fort...
I really like your cover photo on fb that looks cool
In case birth mom friends me back, thought I should make it less drunk looking.
That's right. I did.
You are the saddest 25 year old gay man I've ever had the displeasure of knowing.
I just watched videos of people getting puppies and crying, I cried too. Definitely still drunk
for not the first time in my life, my clothes are covered in piss and i'm standing in line waiting to buy pedialyte at a convenience store
Just made a drug contact standing in the sandwich line in the dining hall. Is this real life?
You're my fucking hero.
Nothing kills the mood like opening another guy’s dick pic in bed
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