why do married chicks ALWAYS cry after?
I love the "adulterer" look on you. It's hot.
Its part of my fall instant classic line.
Dude i have a 6th sense for when bagel bites are ready.
just left the emergency room. condom extraction.
Its kinda awkward hearing him say the food taste like ass considering what he did last night.
is it bad that I didn't wash the cum out of my hair because it keeps my curls intact?
come over, blizzard of oz party. dress up.
You think posting ushers "let it burn" video on his fb page is in bad taste? haha
Woke up naked wearing mismatched earrings. Didn't even make it to the bar.
I remember nothing except the fact it happened and I ate doritos and we highfived a lot
I'm taking myself to the hospital right now b/c there is no way this erection is subsiding in the next 4 hours.
Just learned a valuable lesson today. Don't open snap chats from 3 am the next morning while sitting next to a small child. They totally saw your dick.
There's some random guy here dryhumping my kitchen door. If he is a friend of yours, please come and retrieve him.
Had sex in a blanket fort. How was your weekend?
What's your opinion on eating ass? Just looking for a yes or no
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