did you make any bad decisions?
many, i pretty much fell in love with a freshman...it doesn't get much better than that
the best part about tonight...knowing when i wake up in the morning his car will still be full of packing peanuts..and mine wont
There is a girl in bio drinking beer out of a starbucks cup with a straw
Is it weird that I want your dad to go down on me?
Jon thought he was that blonde chick from Three's Company when he was shrooming
They should have to wear some identification that warns you to stay away. Like one of those cones dogs wear to keep them from biting stitches. CONE OF SHAME.
Just replaced the batteries in my vibrator without turning on the lights. I need to get laid.
i threw up in his garden in front of like five people smoking a joint. they let me have a hit after i was done so it was okay
Right now Tom has the 2nd floor office bathroom under siege. He shit/clogged one toilet, and he's throwing up in the sink.
Come to my pity party. It's being hosted in my basement. The theme is ambiguously sexual cuddling and wine.
I don't care what you say about him, his cock is the stuff dreams are made of.
Must be why he thought choking was foreplay. Like WTF? No.
We found you in the bathroom at 1AM throwing money into the toilet making wishes. That drunk.
.... Seriously?
And then I was like pick your blow job song and he choose the sonic the hedgehog theme song. If he's not the one no one is.
The guy like flippppped out and made me pay $15 for a car wash. I thought I was being extremely courteous by making sure to puke outside the window
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