dats a huuuuuge bitch!
who is this????
Is it 'vaginas' or 'vaginae?'. Either way there were a shit ton of them.
what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
I really hope our interview with channel 6 last night doesn't air or else my parents are gona get a first hand look at my alcohol problem
broke the door off of my fridge tryin to have a indoor rodeo
I ate her out for so long I might actually shit a vagina
I think I am calling out of work due to a hangover. I'm 96% sure there ISN'T tampon stuck inside me.
That's just a really flattering way of saying, "Yes, you're useless, but you have great tits."
I don't feel bad about fucking old guys. That's what I want. It's what I likeeeeee.
So the contents found in my winter coats this year: coat 1, condom and 10$. Coat 2, condom and 75$ check. Coat 3, 2.05$ and a sunflower seed.
Obviously coat 3 had the best time since you used the condom and all of the money
Today's goal is to get out of bed, before I take a shit. This might be hard
Pass or fail tho
I tried to walk home in my heels. And I fell into a snow bank. And then I cried and a policeman came up to me and said I can't sit in a snowbank and got me a cab. So maybe that's where I left my credit card. I remember the cop asking me if I was old enough to drink, too. OMG. How embarrassing. Pretty sure I told him to "leave me alone."
You know you threw a brownie at my head last night. And said you did it to defend the turtles honer....
So I ate half a jar of mayo because I thought it would cure a hangover. I thought wrong.
operation Bang Australian Boy = oh so successful
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