Having kids is risky. They might end up weird.
i'm in the guys across the halls apartment. i think 7 MIP guy wants me. he just got a medical marijuana card. might be worth it.
Do they fuck in the end of "Lady and the Tramp" or am i just wasting my time
I figured that I'd start organizing the places ive given head. I'll add treehouse right after bandroom
will barter weed for kareoke machine...
I mean we had sex in a crib. You tell me how my night was.
He was more tolerable with alcohol in my system. I woke up to him squeezing me and telling me how he wanted to dip me in strawberry jam.
For public speaking we have to bring an object that describes us to class. Can't decide if I wanna bring a flask or a shot glass.
bah. we'll see. don't give yourself a boner of false hope.
Well, I can mark "throwing up in a daycare bathroom due to a hangover" off my bucket list.
Aaand now my client contact has seen your boobs.
I see the guy who's been trying to get me to let him eat my ass became engaged on Facebook today; would framed screen shots be an appropriate wedding present?
My credit card got frozen due to suspicious activity. "Let's go over your recent transaction history... it looks like these are all at bars." BITCH, DON'T JUDGE MY MONDAY NIGHTS.
He dropped some cash when he got in my front seat upside down. And a hat. I'm keeping them as retribution for not remembering that he had sex with me once before. Although, if he didn't have his dick pierced, I wouldn't have remembered either.
Eventually the conversation shifted (as it always does) to Sex toys.
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