scale of 1-10 how well do I give head
5, but i have never had a 10. best was an 8 so if i grade you on a curve you are a 7. ish.
Stop blaming waffle house for all your problems
you'll never guess what i found when i got home...
a cake, in the toilet
You know, be my cock's hype man.
Walk-of-shaming home in that dress you got arrested in. Six guys called out your name when I walked past. I've never been more proud of us.
I am expending an amazing amount of energy to not throw up right now
She screams like she's just fallen out of a helicopter when she cums.
What's up with the fire hydrant in the laundry room?
After 3 dates I think I'm failing at painting the "sweet guy with a future" picture and more painting the "this is the guy to call when you've run out of options and want to get fucked in half drunk to forget about it" picture.
I just don't fit in here. The other wives are ten years older and have kids!
Well, you chose trophy wife of a 35 year old over college. Sit in your suburban soup and stew.
Come over so we can have two person sex in this one person tent
if you arent using your penis to save lives, then what good is it?
After this week, alcohol is mandatory.
He said he's in to distance fucking. I thought he just mean long durations. We fucked on a towel all the way down his tile hallway accross his kitchen and into the living room
are you fucking roseanne barr in there?
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