I just wanted to let you know that if you dont tell me to stop texting i will still keep on trying, you matter to me
restraining order is on its way, crazy bitch
You took my girl thats shot the Fuck out. You better watch your skinny ass.
That's barely a sentence. Who's your girl? I think you've got the wrong number. I haven't even lived in Alabama for 4 years.
Yeah, I do, I'm sorry. I meant 205 not 256. sorry about that.
Good luck with your revenge in Birmingham.
having sex with you is like teaching a dog to tango, it DOESN'T work
I actually kind of like the booze poos. It's like a colon cleanse. I feel skinnier.
I just remember thinking, if she falls asleep, I'm totally eating that spilled chex mix right off of her.
She came over and gave me a handy and then just lingered for a day and a half. Worst weekend ever.
I found out you can't leave the bar with a drink. I also found out that pouring it on the bouncers shoes is also unacceptable.
Want to get together for a boner voyage before you leave?
You bit the bartender when he refused to poor rum in your purse and hand you a straw.
The cop was more concerned with the fact I had cowboy boots on with shorts than the fact we were under age
The guy next to me in the library just got a call from his roommate asking him to come bail him out of jail...we need to step up our game.
TONGUES ARE JUST MEAT TENTACLES IN OUR MOUTHS OMG
HOW ABOUT I DON'T WAKE UP TO THESE TYPES OF TEXTS
dying me prepared for dead me... i woke up with my laptop open to the last snl episode, a bottle of gatorade, advil and a bag of chocolate all next to me
You haven't demanded nudes today. You alright?
I'm tired of you and your emotional constipation. WHY DO YOU CLOSE YOUR EYES WHEN WE MAKE LOVE!?
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