what is with people arguing over soda or pop? to be honest i thought it was just called chaser
she just threw a smoke bomb in an elevator and ran down 9 flights of stairs to see it at the bottom.
and hes going back to rehab like me, so we have common interests
You have proved your worthiness to join me on the quest of taking shots at every academic building on campus by showing up drunk to our test at 12:30 today
It was smashing those cupcakes into my face that did it. Junk food and I don't mix.
1. Are there men involved 2. Is there food involved 3. Do I have to put pants on 4. Do I have to leave this bed
I just got woken up by some Christians who wanted to talk about the bible. ways to make a hangover even worse for a thousand trebek
I wish I could but I can't. No beer pong or sex on a hammock...such an unproductive weekend
I was a battlefield of empty bottles and bodies. We though we won, but the booze had the last laugh.
Still breathing?
Still breathing , but quite out of it. I think I hallucinated like 20 action sequences.
What.
I understand why animals eat their young in the wild after watching your kid this afternoon
We should have a mid-burrito sex-break, too. Just so we don't get too full all at once
Good point.
EVEN AFTER ALL THAT COMPLAINING... STILL NO PENIS
Was last night real life? Like did you really light your hair on fire
I was so drunk I asked my mom if she had always been my mom or if it was someone else for a while
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