doesn't he have a GF?
that just means you have to try harder.
i didn't have to try TOO hard, just told him i didn't want to know his name or...
1. Call me if you need ANYTHING. 2. If you get tag teamed, I want details.
Found moms dildo in drawer while looking for socks, and its wet
NBC reported that a group almost has enough signatures to submit pole dancing as an Olympic sport in 2016...
God I fucking love America.
I sent out a mass text that said "margaritas for Jesus?" and nobody responded, worst Easter ever.
just saw someone climb out of the dumpster at cvs and start walking down the street like it was completely normal
Look at my eyebrows in this pic! We deffo need to go back to that waxing place.
You have a cock in one hand and a shot in the other. Your eyebrows are not the topic in need of discussion.
I woke up with the suicide hotline number saved as 'Hot Guy Josh'
There is booty call etiquette, and he just isn't following it. I'm not making you breakfast, gtfo.
Also, in the middle of me riding him, he said "I want you to dance on my dick" like I was supposed to know what that means
This girl just said she was late for class because she was having sex.
There is a midget in cheetah face paint on a leash here
I may be asexual, but I owe you a solid from yesterday. I am a man of my word.
Dude. I just got a visual of u climbing over a bathroom stall to save my life.
My penis is lonely
So is my ring finger
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