She is a fish and this place is a barrel. I can play this game.
his dick is like his red hair, amazing but useless
I just had sex in a cardigan. Made me feel old. Smarter somehow, but old.
I would compare it to a jeffrey but in smoothie form. More drugs in here than Bobby Brown's sock drawer.
She interrupted us having sex in the tent by threatening to kill us if we "got cum on the lasanga."
We were playing hot potato with real potatoes at 3am
Oh if we have sex in public no one will frown upon it. They will stand and cheer for it
Oh, honey. If you're seeing a girl just for the sex, never doubt that she knows and she's doing the same thing. We're not stupid, we're just craftier than you.
I think I ingested my vampire fangs last night.
What if he stabs me in the back, mid-orgasm, as I sit on his face? It'd be a miraculous way to go but that's not the point
He has a baby picture of himself on the night stand. I don't think this whole 'one night stand' thing is for me.
I almost had sex at the fire station last night and I need you to acknowledge all the awesomeness that is in that sentence.
I felt like I needed to shower with a Mr. Clean Magic Eraser.
I just met him at a place called the meat farm, Jesus be a shield.
I may or may not have just had sex in the bed of a pick-up at a drive-in movie theater.
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