I would like to meet someone who actually lost their virginity in a candle filled room
is it normal that we went to that class once and both got 100's on the final? ohhhh, arizona state.
he asked me to eat out his asshole. after five minutes of uncomfortable staring i realized he was serious.
He played a tape of his mad rapping skills after the final...his rapper name was Mad Stylz and he rapped about all the pussy he got in the 90's. I love Sociology.
there is an extreme lack of margarita in my mouth.
If by "in control" you mean him showing-up to work wasted, calling a customer a "fuckstick," and getting fired on the spot? Then yes, he is.
Know of anyone who would be interested in trading weed for meatballs?
Bro, she used the potato bongs to make French fries after. She's deff a keeper.
Based on the time of Sean's "I'm on your street" phone call last night, we had sex for an hour and a half. Man, time flies when you're getting boned to an orgasmic death.
We got to his house at 7am and two random guys were on the couch shot gunning beers saying we were late for the party
And he came all over himself. At least he didn't ruin my new lulus.
Actually though that could've been bad.
Happiness is having a 12 hour day thinking that there are only 2 beers in the fridge when you get home, but then finding 8. Fuck you Monday, this week I won.
why isn't there a kind of gay where i let guys give me head but they don't expect me to give it back? i could be that kind of gay
He was that good?
BOOOOOOOOOOOO *takes away your hoe card*
I'm not saying it wasn't great. I'm just saying sleeping with a gassy, depressed,45 year old mother was a different experience. Would do it again though.
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