at some point to night u and I have a 'meeting' too...(1-737): I hope so
Not even close. I woke up in the bed of Codys truck. Wrapped up in a sleeping bed, using a stuffed alligator as a pillow. And Alex was laying naked beside me. Not to mention I wasn't wearing the clothes I got there in.
When she talks to me all I hear are 5 generations of inbreeding speaking.
I feel like somebody took my brain out. Stomped on it with cleats. And then put it back together with a glue stick. Thank you.
She was humming during sex. After I asked her why, she said it was her sex theme music
There's cereal in my underwear. Was I in your apartment at any time last night? That's the only logical explanation for this.
I don't know. She kept pirouetting across the kitchen while making dinner. I just sat there stoned.
Why is my hat full of peanuts?
Don't throw them out, I'm on my way
Well. At least he's a gentleman. A gentleman satanist.
He told me that his greatest skill was making White Russians.
bring the pregnancy test and the margarita mix, see you in 15
I know I'm moving in six days but getting wine drunk and laying in bed just sounds so good right now
I'm gonna try and get through this weekend sober, which is gonna be tough especially since I've already started drinking.
fuck sobriety. I want to wake up tomorrow in a park or some shit.
i think i puked but i couldve been a dream and i may have madeout with a 20 something guy infront of my managers...also possible dream.
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