so he tried to quietly tell me my Tampon String was hanging out in front of his family but i didn't hear him so he yelled it
stalking is really helping my grade.. I followed him to a review session tonight
he keeps commenting everything on my facebook. it's like he's virtually peeing on me
swear to god some girl just crawled out of the washing machine. this is intense.
No it's okay, we're just driving to random places with the portable stripper pole and causing a ruckus.
Oh that's normal
The orgasm outlasted the Charlie horse. Pros and cons.
VAGINAS ASSEMBLE!
I'm not seeing this movie with you.
I woke up on the dog bed, bottle of alcohol still in hand and my thong was hanging off the family portrait.... Yikes
Dad had me doing shots of chocolate mint Everclear last night. I've never felt closer to him.
I don't remember how I broke my nose last night, but I woke up with dried blood everywhere. Also, you should tell that guy how you feel.
They've taken all the lighthearted fun out of S&M.
ever bang a guy wearing an $800 suit? today you will.
I feel like this is something I should shave my legs for
I have mastered the art of having sex on monkey bars.
I mean the power was out what was I supposed to do
Go ahead without me. This chick is buying me drinks and just found out her husband is cheating on her. I think I just found the next level of revenge fucking: Scorned Trophy Wife Sex
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