therell be strippers and coke right?
no strippers. just coke.
i hate this fuckin recession
this is never going to happen for me, I think he thinks I'm crazy
well you did scream "PLEASE! I'LL S YOUR D IN FRONT OF EVERYONE"
it glows. i had to have it.
still drunk. talking shit to the doc drawing my blood. this has no upside
Just bought a handle of vodka with the excuse of "just in case we drink tonight"
Of course I'm hard in the pics. If there's a chance that these pictures will cause a scandal later in my life I at least want my dick to look it's biggest
Sometime between a drunk guy asking me if I'm a Beach person or a lake person WHILE HIS HAND WAS IN HIS FUCKING PANTS or breaking up a lady fight over peewee football league I started to reevaluate my life and self
Bring one of those heart stabber things in case you go into shock. I'll jab you.
You know, part of me wants to die and the other part of me doesn't want to live
My orifices are off limits as long as you have that stache. Your call.
We drunkenly built a couch fort and fucked in it. I've known her since preschool. This was every childhood fantasy mixed with adult dreams come true.
I told ya. I'm super awesome at making things super awkward. I'm the Awkwardnator.
Did you see her happy birthday to emily on facebook? The gist of it is like: hey emily you almost died at birth im glad you didn't. love mom.
Her tits are so fantastic they gave him a panic attack.
Who brings a stripper to breakfast at the dining hall? What was the plan? Impress her with his meal plan?
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