He's still on the phone with him. This is unnatural. Dudes don't call other dudes just to talk.
Random girl at this party just gave me a lap dance in a la-Z-boy. Night significantly improved.
RIGHT?!?! I'M ACTUALLY UPSET I DON'T GET TO MAKE THE 2.3 MILE TREK TO SUCK HIS COCK, yes I google earthed it.
We've been here for ten minutes. She told me I wasn't "Irish enough", licked my tits, and then sprinkled green glitter on them.
first reaction to dying the pubes purple - awesome. Reaction after I explain the process - not awesome. Hypothesis? when girls find out you know to bleach and dye your hair, they're turned off.
It's a delicate game of how much porn can I look at without the other interns noticing.
I just drove by a stop sign that had a used maxi pad stuck to it WHAT THE FUCK
My orifices are off limits as long as you have that stache. Your call.
Last night she walked off and disappeared from everyone got home at 330 and said she went to the casino with her cab driver.
Was i rolling around in a parking lot last night
just walked passed a black light...apparently he DID cum.
You like pics of my balls that much?
I am at the store looking at frames as we text...
whered you go
woke up in a ditch, shat infront of a little league game, slept in her stairway...i need to come here more often
Our faces when the strip club was closed looked like the grinch just stole Christmas ☹️
My arm is completely dead, never again will i give you a 20 minute hand job. You better have enjoyed that asshole. I have to text with my left hand now.
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