we got a new version of the plan b at the pharmacy now. its called next choice. you would think they would come up with better names for these things.
She wanted to watch a Baby Einstein DVD while we fucked. I'm pretty open minded but that felt a little creepy.
Just promise me you won't ring in the new decade by clutching onto a toilet
Is it socially acceptable to order two burrito bowls?
anything's socially acceptable if you do it with enough confidence
arguing about whether his trip to england or my trip on acid was better
Take your time, they're doing body shots off the dog.
This is the last pregnancy scare i've had since i was 12 and i thought you could get pregnant from masturbating.
it was all good until he screamed "for fraaannnceee" on his last thrust
I think you were giving a sex seminar on your kitchen table last night.
I can dry shave vagina like a champ
I seem to have forgotten that I am wearing a one piece bathing suit under my clothes
I threw up outside of a cab while waiting in a drive thru Mexican line while others who i don't know watched from their cars while they ate. Dinner and a show.
he has a party story that rivals our "PTSD- soldier-with-a-knife" party story. I'm pretty sure this is part of some prophecy.
just saw two eagle scouts making out in chic-fil-a
quit whining, rub some dirt on it, and lets get out there
its my penis
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