We made it safely. Thanks for the call though.
Great. Don't do shady things like that ok?
But he was like 75 and lives right near mom and dad. Not a threat at all.
I think she heard me call her a fat skank. But she was to be fair.
I will give you a bj if you get me food. NOT A JOKE. FREE BJ.
I'm on page 4.
Im on beer infinity
When you're opening a bottle of tequila with a golf club, it's probably time to stop drinking...
He just made a mudslide using rubinoff and swiss miss packets. This can't end well....
Wait, is this the kid that tried catching a bat in your backyard with a flashlight and a ball of tin foil?
We got kicked out of the ice rink last night for drinking and checking strangers... but they let us keep the beer
Why is there a condom in the dishwasher...
There just aren't enough words in the English language to convey my deep and abiding love of your cock. So I am beefing up on my Portuguese.
My wife ladies and gentlemen! Love ya babe.
So for St Paddys day I colored my junk green and got a little hat for him....wanna see it before I sober up....
i dont know the whole gay terminator look is really hot on him
He interrupted me giving him head to ask if I were hungry, because he wanted to eat pizza. Wtf.
Showed up to pick her up in my boxers. Lets just say im 2 for 2 with this new idea
She won't let me meet her hot new boy toy just because she thinks it'll lead to us having a threesome. It's not fair. I thought we were friends...
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