So tired and we had a cokehead in the salon today making us bleach her whole head because she thought it would let her pass her drug test for custody of her kid
Oh.My.God.
Fuck?...well quicky, i have to study...unless you can read my book while i bang you, then it can last four chapters
I can be that talented
I drunk wandered into my parents bed and slept between them
I wish there were college classes that were useful to your daily life, like how to pack a proper bowl in pitch black darkness.
shes trying to book us all flights to Ireland..I let her get mine and yours but stopped her when she tried booking the guy next to her at the library
Omg just remembered. I tried to kidnap a dog.
I just remember being happy that I got that toilet fixed so I had somewhere close to throw up
My goal this weekend is to get a number that goes with the penis I take him.
Aspirations
Mom called last night while I was at the bar and asked where I was. I told her I was on the highway to the danger zone while the guys were humming the top gun theme.
I told you, she may have multiple personality disorder, but like in the most upbeat way possible.
I just had to break into my old house and steal my sex tape. Good times. How have you been?
Fucking suck it up and drink your feelings like a normal human being.
I mean...he danced with his dick still inside of me. What more could a girl ask for?
Its not something you can force it it just has to happen like a rainbow or pooping
Please tell me why we have been neighbors since elementary school and waited until the night before I moved to fuck.
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