I was at the bar last night dancing, puking in a trash can, and ordering another drink all at the same time. Have I lost my dignity?
haha no as long as you did hook up with anybody after that.
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I just put out an orange level terrorist threat on her punani
i think he just uses that whole "grew up in a castle" thing to get pussy
The sex was so good, I called my ex during the 2nd time just so he could hear. Is that mean?
I still think it's messed up that you're naming your kids after all the guys you slept with in college
I just dont think you can meet a stranger after youve heard them cum through the walls though
Is asking my 8-year-old brother if he will make us shot glasses in his ceramics class too far?
I paid your cover too so you're on the list as tits mcgee. You're welcome :D
Neither of us have work tomorrow and we live w/n walking distance. This is your official Sandy booty call. Come rock me like a hurricane.
We did a lot of coke and Bedazzled the couch. It seemed like a good idea at the time.
I almost tried texting you with my pipe. Holy fuck this is good shit.
His ass WILL be my cock's next vacation home.
I wish I had a dick so I could say shit like that.
I'm home alone for the next hour and a half, I expect soup and and a willing attitude to do drugs from one of or both of you girls.....annnnnd go
Was it you I was with where I saw a guy open a beer with his butt?
Whats spookier? Halloween or waking up to a drunk text from your ex telling you how awesome you are at 2am
Randomize
