Just bored and untired. I want to be in Austin. At college. Drinking someone elses alcohol. Am I asking too much of life?
My 8 year old wants to name our new cat "fur burger". how do i explain that this is not really appropriate?
I'm going to leave the fate of whether I go to my midterms up to my dealer hitting me up or not
I maybe just had sex outside in broad daylight. At a state park. Please be proud.
theres pictures of him knuckle deep in her, both of them thumbs up and cheesin. someone should take her kid away
sorry
why?
oh you didn't look in the living room yet, did you?
Did i tell you my idea for my life plan? Not the one that involves stripping.
I feel like someone poured gasoline and bleach in my nose and lit it on fire.
Why! I don't feel that at all!!!! I feel jipped
It takes a special friend to go vibrator shopping with
Yes. It does.
i found waldo and immediately set him to work eating me out. please have more out of season costume parties.
Would you still love me if my nipple fell off?
My skirt was too short for the church and I brought my flask to the Scrooge play. God bless us, everyone!
He brought me Plan B in the snowstorm.
A+ 👏🏼
IT WAS JUST SO LITTLE AND AWKWARDLY FLOPPING BACK AND FORTH
I wish I just waited long enough to hate someone to fuck one
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