What are we going to do tonight?
What we try to do every night. Take over the world
Whats contracted in vegas does not stay in vegas....
her boobs were like sundried tomatoes..
Just got a hand job during Charlie St.cloud I honestly never thought Id thank Zac Efron fir one of his movies but thank you
hey, sorry about all the butter. I thought it was gonna help.
its the kind of pain that only someone with a fucking elephant on their head would understand. I'm never drinking again.
He's dressed as a power ranger handing out cocaine
Slip and slide hallway was not one of my better ideas.
Ok, so technically yes she wore a red tank top to the stoplight party. But under it was a yellow bra and green panties.
I just found out two girls I dated met each other, bonded over how much they hate me, started dating and are gonna get married soon.
No fair. I need a fuck buddy to entertain me till the power comes back on
I swear, I make more use of my creative writing major with sexting than I do with anything else
I just made my dating life into my own game show. would you like to meet the contestants? (photos not included)
Working from home has been great for my sex life! A few of my neighbors are in open marriages and several more wish they were!!!
as a lesbian i'd like to thank joe biden and also america for giving us this absolute MILF for a VP
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