I had a good time, probably would have a bigger headache today if you were in town.
You look like a girl that would like strip clubs
the thought of Anne Coulter teabagging Dick Cheney kills me everytime.
just the thought makes me want to clean my vag with a clorox wipe
I decided to follow my clitoris instead of my heart.
If we went to a costume party as Batman and Robin I would go as Robin, that's how much you mean to me
The fact that its 530pm and I'm saying to myself I should sober up since I'm at a family establishment should say enough
Please tell me this is my four loko that I just woke up in....
Is it sad I don't want to go buy $1 Mac-n-cheese cause I need to pay rent... I'm re-naming this college.
Also, peanut butter on a spoon dinner is back in existence and it is good.
$200 on plane. $110 on train. $5 per drink on plane. $15 per case on train. Plane 1 hour flight. Train 9 hour excursion. Hmmmmm.
Quick!! What's a good reason for me to have rug burn on my chin?
You're wrong. It's my BIRTHDAY. We all know it's impossible to get pregnant on my diva day!
Then he rubbed shampoo all over my arm and shouted, "Garnier FUCK THIS."
You are allergic to dogs. DO NOT kidnap something you are allergic to. No matter how fluffy.
WTF DOES CAROLINE HAVE GLASS IN HER FACE
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