Just saw a girl in a wheelchair puke then rally. Diversity matters.
standing in line at subway, they've got 'stand up and get crunk' blaring. the lines out the door and everyone is dancing. Lombardi Gras rules.
His glasses broke on the way to the bar aNd he ended up talking to this butterface all night. I didn't have the heart to tell him
Her boyfriend was wrestling another girl. But, she said she was okay with it because she kept checking for boners--w the back of her hand like she was checking for a fever
A total of 95 cents was stuck to my ass the next morning.
I'm not sure if it was the 11 shots or your naturally vibrant personality but I recall you being quite noisy that evening
Is it bad that I don't ask for names anymore? Just added "gold-chain-wearing hotel guy" to my list under "minivan 3way" and "funny-tasting gym guy."
This is going to be the time I got green body paint on Chris' ceiling all over again...
I found your doppelganger. same hair, eyes, personality, catch phrases, and penis. it was mind-boggeling.
I found her in my pantry with her shirt off twerking...I tapped her on the shoulder and she said she was giving Chef Boyardee a show and to give her a minute...
She had sex with a starfish painted on her face. Thank you Halloween
I see the guy who's been trying to get me to let him eat my ass became engaged on Facebook today; would framed screen shots be an appropriate wedding present?
Yes, you can glue plastic eyes to my dick and take pictures while I'm asleep. If you tell anyone I said you could do that Ima fight you.
we had to follow your trail of clothes to find you.......
Unexpected pro of the hostel though: literally down the street from Coors Field. I could literally fart on the building in five minutes.
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