i hate sounding clingy, but i just wanted to verify i wasn't an asshole in your mind
My dad just told me he used to masturbate to cat woman...he then proceeded to beat my brother in beer pong and wont let me play...
Also do the "tongue the pee-hole" thing.
im sure we could have fun without alcohol but i just dont wanna chance it...
history professor just told us he has magic fingers. i'm going for it.
I feel like I need to get a restraining order against him but I'd probably be the one to break it.
only in a texas roadhouse would someone whistle while I was breastfeeding.
I'm lowering my standards just so I can get laid, but I draw the line when a guy spells cool kewl
Apparently after I threw up I put my socks in the toilet......
Congratulations on your downgrade, shes one hell of a 5
apparently I got pissed off that no one would let me spray them with a bottle of champagne at midnight of the new year. so I sprayed myself with one shirtless in the near freezing cold outside
I was dreaming of a parallel reality and in the dream I just looked up at my present self and was like "you're high, man"
I thought you were dead but then you asked me if your tits looked good. They did.
I suggest both. Please have sex with them and prepare notes for a final comparison.
Should I apologize to him for saying I wanted to punch him in the face as I was digging through the trash?
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