ive never been so in love with another man before, in a totally none sexual way... no homo
I thought she would fill the void you created. Turns out she thought I just wanted to fill hers.
Yep Great. Apparently I didn't just say things once that night. Drink. Yell. Repeat.
U also mentioned u werent wearing any underwear hahahaha
It's like having an annoying little brother who wants to have sex with you
He tried to say the picture wasn't him. Like I'd forget his curved boner.
I blacked out the second time 3am rolled around. My brain was taking a beating trying to do that math.
I wiped my blood on their walls screaming "IT'S NOT MY SECURITY DEPOSIT!"
its so hard to text. the buttons are tickling my fingers
at least the person I hooked up with donates to charity, the shirt I was wearing this morning was his relay for life shirt.
When did our fuck buddy relationship, turn into me babysitting his dog?
I just saw him carrying his little sister while walking his puppy. And he was shirtless. I swear my ovaries just exploded
Is adulthood just morning sex and then walking through the grocery store 20 min later looking for something to take to work for lunch?
...and then running into your dad at said grocery store...
We had sex to beyonce's "drunk in love" and then he order me pizza. It was perf
Can I chase this vodka with an onion?
She unfriended me four minutes after we fucked. That must be some sort of record.
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