This is clearly one of those "A hole's a hole" situations
I don't wanna hook up with anyone from minnesota
everybody there reminds me of mashed potatoes... white and lumpy
I don't know what your problem is but seriously you're a cunt for throwing up that song on your page. It's rude as fuck
omg its myspace i didnt think anyone took that seriously anymore
Vibrator and massage oils got stopped at security. Super.
ok, just found out the kid i had random sex with in April was on wheel of fortune so i can really no longer say i regret that night
You told the waitress last night "What tip bracket do I have to be in to see your boobs"
Sometimes you gotta say "hey, its been a long semester. Let's puke before 10"
oh you know, the usual stuff. getting kicked out of bars and sleeping in cars.
I really want to fuck that guy in the full wind breaker suit
What's the mantra for Sunday?
I will not have sex with him.
I immediately regret the tequila decision.
So I have to send you an email about my weekend, heretofore referred to as The Perfect Weekend. Wherein I have lots of awesome sex with a guy with THE MOST AMAZING BODY.
I look forward to this email. I will respond with, Condoms and Creepers: The Adventures of Online Dating.
We decided to try to steal hot dogs but it ended up with me punching him in the face and crying. Pretty solid night
I moved to this city Tuesday and got laid Saturday. Still got it.
I like shiny stuff tho if that’s an emotion
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