I'm fascinated by her cleavage. She has deep cleavage, but no obvious boobage to speak of. Check it out.
so remember that time i slept over and came home in the morning to realize i left my vibrator next to the faucet for parents and brothers to see? this is worse
Please tell me what happened last night... specifically who told me it was a good idea to pee in my shoe.
At home depot. Final room inspection is tmrow, gotta paint over the puke stains
Russians do not operate on the same level as the rest of us. hoping I wake up tomorrow
I just hate that one day I'll have to tell our children how we met, makes me look like a gold digging whore
Such a good question, let's ask the alcohol gods for the answer.
apparently, dueling with garden tools in Home Depot is strictly frowned upon
Hey. My eyes swollen shut and I can't find my shoes. How was your night?
I have a better chance beating China's military with slap bracelets than this plan has of working.
Either I think of sex like a man, or all the men in Vegas are women.
Also I've come to learn that "type" and "fetish" are different things. Apologies for earlier confusion.
There is a pool of ranch salad dressing in my purse...I know thats always been something you've wanted to try..so don't even act like you didn't do this.
First night in my new place, I had to get drunk to get used to the idea of shitting in a new toilet
Is 6 weeks really a benchmark now?
Ask me in 6 more weeks, when they're in a bisexual polycule.
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