I think it's just because she's got "I'll sleep with anyone with a decent car" written all over her face.
Car fucking is for special occasions like birthdays and bank holidays. Don't want to lose the magic by making it an everyday thing.
My RA tried to compliment my pong tables design after he confiscated it
I was so stoned on the way to work, I pretended you were in the car with me. We sang "Mrs. Jackson" by outkast.
So help me Jesus we're never drinking together again. But weekends don't count. Amen.
you're avoiding the subject, i want to know how you ended up at the strip club with the dog, fucker
I'll even give you a complementary welcome blowjob.
RA just said I set the all time record for a student who lost houseing..30min..I was moveing out while my new roomate was moveing in. know of any off campous places to stay??
Because guys aren't supposed to cry. Especially when it's over a dude singing a Christmas carol.
Donald Trump and I would be so adorably orange together!
Mimosa dick, like his cousin Whiskey dick, is just as ineffective but a lot more fun to be around
For sure. I'm slow cooking a 6 pound pork shoulder wrapped in bacon. If that doesn't scream "guys I'm going into culinary arts lets get drunk" I'm not sure what does.
Great. I will show up in your office wearing only oven mitts later today.
are you putting in a lot of effort today like appearance wise
I am taking my rightful place as emperor of the undead appearance wise
IT WAS JUST SO LITTLE AND AWKWARDLY FLOPPING BACK AND FORTH
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