You're my favorite asian/girl I've met here.
You're ridiculous
Your hot
you don't remember? you called me at 330 crying because you were in the middle of having sex with corey and forgot his name. all you kept saying was i'm a drunk bitch.
walkin around the woods blazed, drawing pictures of trees and plants, i get a grade for this
My cousin had a baby so we have to look at it. Apparently the event is byob
The guy I fucked last night is well worth up the ass tuition. I just wish I could tell dad thanks!
just found gum connecting my sunglasses to my floor board. you don't want to know where else it was.
They were greeting people getting off the 48 with green beers and cheers. The one day I decide not to take the bus home...
just had a very awkward conversation with the concierge at the hotel, they threw your underwear out
This hangover is so bad, we are pregaming Chinese food with pizza.
i decided if i had to, i could survive with only 3 fingers on each hand.
I may or may not have just hot boxed a backhoe on the construction site of a police station that's being rebuilt..
When we tried to make a video I set the camera to 3sec pictures accidentally so instead of a movie we have a flipbook of our sex.
Are we on the same shift tomorrow and more importantly do you want your pants back?
You're gonna be sprawled out basking in the sun working on your tan like a ridiculously hot iguana, and I'm gonna be here bundled up in about 72 layers just so I don't freeze my dick off looking like the Michelin man's gay cousin
i apologize, I may have called you an iguana
Mistakes were made
yes, i'm a douce. but i'm a high quality douche.
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