Holy shit! This guy had his hands and feet handcuffed and was scooting across the interstate and we almost hit him because it was so dark. I hate Louisiana.
Dude, Erin Andrews has a nude video circulating the internet.
Is it any good?
Let me put it this way: I bet Stuart Scott's lazy eye went straight after watching that.
She has a concussion we think. Dancing to barbie girl.
i realized really quickly that drinking a bottle of vodka and 3 crystal light packets wasn't the best idea i've ever had
czant get you from the arport. sry i found the rum. dan sucks at rumpong jusrt so yo knoqw.
We didn't have a blender so we made the margaritas by running over a garbagebag full of ice with the car and then stirring it with a knife in a French-press coffee pot. CAN YOU SAY RESOURCEFUL?
Dude he was freaking out because he thought he was walking on crates, and he just kept saying help me
Yes ma'am. At least you're a warning story I can tell to my kids in the future
you got to sleep with him and don't even remember it? that's like sleeping through an entire vacation
I just got a lap dance from a sexy cop in return for giving him his sunglasses back. I think this is going to be the beginning of a really great friendship
But I am still fully ok with my life choices as long as the consequences aren't onesies and pacifiers
I couldn't even tell you how many times I've said "wrong hole" today
Of course I fucked her, her man stole my bike when we were kids
Well, if you do die, I'll bedazzle your coffin.
Is she talking about a testicle cuff or just a cock ring? How did you meet this girl?
Is there a big difference?
It’s about the same as the difference between a night of drunken sex with a stripper at the Bellagio and being robbed and left for dead by a crystal meth tweaker
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