I would do horrible things to your vagina.
Prove it.
He wouldnt get hard, then started talking about his ex wife. I literally rolled over and started to cry
State Street has never looked so beautiful than during my walk of shame.
An ad on my facebook says "don't be THAT girl". Its like it knows.
stayed up until 6am doing my presentation on buddhist art and the practice of chanting. took shots. did drugs. the powerpoint now includes a sesame street style game (with chicken/puppy clip art), an xzibit music video (and quotes about section eight and eating steaks), and a reference to a german metal band (universe). this is going to be the best presentation ever
due to concerns over safety, the theme of the 'naked fondue party' has now been changed to the 'naked fondue party with optional apron' please b.y.o.apron. extra prizes for most creative apron.
he had two deer mounted on his dorm room wall with panties and bras hanging from the antlers... i cant believe i contributed to bambi's headgear...
I knew her barely 30 minutes before we got naked. This whole fraternity thing is starting to grow on me...
now were playing what girl doesnt belong in the picture of girls in bikinis.
Can I get a DUI with a shopping cart? I've nearly hit 2 displays and little girl...
she has her graduation year in her skype name, it's like a constant reminder that she's jail bait.
I didn't know. I guess I really haven't had that much time for drinking lately. I mean, outside drinking at home/work.
Is it bad that I'm using the photo I took for my fake ID as my linkedin profile pic?
I've had 5 hours of sleep and I still smell like sex with the Colonel. I don't appreciate spontaneity.
You wanna see what happens when frozen corn meets an unhappy Andrew's face?
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